Testimonials

Mark Zuckerberg

Person 1

This site is mindblowing. I know I made facebook and all, but this is the NEXT BIG THING. I cannot wait to steal people's data using this site.


Bill Gates

Person 2

This website has 7% less bugs than Windows 11; I am impressed. There will be nothing micro or soft about how much hard cash I am planning to invest in this website.


Elon Musk

Person 3

I suck. My children hate me. Also I am scared of the green Mario.


Sean Combs (P. Diddy)

Person 4

Wait, this does not look like my usual baby oil buying site??? 2/5 stars.


My Mom

Person 5

This "website" is a bigger dissapointment than its creator, which is really saying something.


Cat

Person 6

Cat.



This is the strobe mode option. Are you sure you want people to get epilepsy?


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